Period...

When a lady bleeds out of her cootchieeee 1 a month because her uterus wants to rip her up so be nice to her >:(...never ask a girl if she is on her |period|

I’m on my |period...|

by Heyitsmewhatsup February 16, 2020

Period

Something that exists to make sure a girl’s plans are ruined every month for 3-7 days.

Ashley invited Sally to the pool. The day before Sally could go swimming, she started her period dammit!

by Lovetoswim12 June 16, 2019

Period

A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.

I'm on my period, thanks for not hitting me raw

by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016

Period

A pass from gym class

"why weren't you in gym? "
"period..."
"oohhhh"

by zek123 July 2, 2016

Period

The time ofor the month when you shouldn't mess with a girl, ask if she's on her period if she's crying or basically do anything otherwise it will annoy her and she will fucking fight you.

James: "Are you on your period?"

Amanda: "Oh, is it because im sad? JAMES SHUT UP YOUR SO STUPID!"

James: "It was just a question!"

by Emmi Clifford October 26, 2017

Period

when hell appears in your underwear and you sit watching tv and eating chocolate

shit, Sarah I got my period

by onetaughtmeloovvee February 24, 2019

Period

A period is when a female SUFFERS from bleeding and cramps,and men say that women aren’t funny and weak.we bleed EVERY MONTH/YEAR. THE FUCK. It’s also the month/year when females aren’t too happy and are very mad because of all these hormones.

Female:GOD I HATE THESE CRAMPS.
Other female:you’re on you period...aren’t you?

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020