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parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.
Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.
by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014
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The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.
The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009
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Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.
It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.
by eViL pOp TaRt September 9, 2005
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vip parking

The parking space directly next to a handicapped parking space, indicating a closer parking space to said building.
"Whoa dude, VIP parking's open!"
by Guy MANDUDE December 13, 2008
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Parkinsons Uppercut

When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.

It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.
A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!

When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.
by Silvergun Superman June 13, 2009
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Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.
I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.
by Anathemanic January 8, 2012
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Gamer Parkinsons

When after hours of game-playing, your hands (and sometimes arms) won't stop shaking. Particularly after playing the Nintendo Wii
"I played Metroid for hours, and my gamer parkinsons started acting up. My hands won't stop shaking!!"
by Debbie Malone November 23, 2007
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