Paris Hilton

America's number one slutbag. But like her herpes, allegedly, she just won't go away.

Oh you know Paris Hilton, she's the owner of the most boring sextape on planet earth.

by phgobelsballs July 9, 2009

paris hilton

some bitch that no one cares about. (notice her name is not capital.)

"O my God, I just shat my pants."
"Who cares? That's such a paris hilton."

by Frippy November 4, 2006

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

paresh

one of the 3 major gods. Equivalent to Shiva.
a lucky god and distributor of luck, destroyer of evil.

My dad was such a paresh at the dance, he's the best chaperone ever.

by jenna223 March 18, 2008

paris hilton

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

BLONDE UGLY SKANK!
YOUR PARFUME SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLEE!
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DONKEY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOU IN A THONG!
EW EW EW EWWW
YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING TIRED!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH

EWWWWY!

PARIS HILTON SHOULD GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN THE TOILET POOFACE!

by none.of.your.BEESWAX August 7, 2009

paris hilton

3 words....... HollyWood Whore

paris hilton sucks so much!

by kenneth123 December 12, 2008

Paris Hilton

A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.

Paris Hilton is a typical example of what's wrong with American celebrity culture. She epitomizes it alongside with Sarah Palin and Lisa ("Cake Fart") Wogen.

by Lugwig Lane December 19, 2010