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Palestining

To have more options, more chances, more money than anyone else, and to squander all of it by bad decisions. And then blame a scapegoat for your own bad decisions and poor situation.
Gene won the lotto. He received $15 million. He used the money to buy and sell illegal guns and crack. Gene was arrested and sent to jail. Gene blamed the IRS for taking taxes from him, the police for oppressing him, and ruining his business, and his mother, because she never should have given birth to him according to him. It was all his mother’s fault, and it was the fault of all women according to Gene. Gene is Palestining.
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestined

When someone always starting fights with people but loses and pretends to be the victim
Someone approaches you on the street and tries to start a fight with you but loses then run to the authorities crying that he's been victimized. You've been palestined
by Evil6enius December 28, 2023
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Palestine

Verb.

To initiate a war, conflict, brawl, or any other fight, and then complain about the consequences that are entailed in losing said fight.
Named after the great people of Palestine, which initiated many wars and lost, and still complain about them.
"Bro, you are Palestining him all the time, don't complain the next time he beat your ass."
"Next time don't pull a Palestine on me, if you fuck around don't cry to momma"
by Rguy42 March 7, 2024
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Palestined

PALESTINED - the act of creating terrorism (or terrorists ), and using it against its population , as well as against the population of neighboring countries .
The act of stealing money , in especially large huge amounts , allocated by various countries and international organizations.
The people of Gaza palestined Hamas .
Hamas palestined Israel.
Hamas palestined Gaza.
Hamas palestined $ 13 billion .
by Be realistic February 14, 2024
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Palestined

When someone steals some or all of the identity and/or history of the Jews as their own, for personal gain and deception of a trusting individual or public.

Origination: All Jews and Judaism originate from ancient Judea, which is located in present day Israel. Ancient artifacts prove their presence in this land over 3,500 years ago.

All Arabs originate from the Arabian Peninsula. Islam originated in Mecca, ~1800 years after Judaism. Mecca is located 1,471 miles away from Jerusalem, Israel.

Yet, Palestinians (arabs that originated in the Arabian peninsula), claim they are the ones who originate from Judea, and lie and claim the Jews originated in Europe. This is blatantly false.

Palestinians have been taught to tell this lie by their religious leaders and terrorist governments.

This lie makes the terrorist leaders extremely rich (they steal billions of dollars of international aid provided by a corrupt terrorist wing of the UN called UNWRA). How rich? Ismael Haniyeh the leader of Hamas is worth 4 billion dollars. The Clintons are only worth 120 million.

On 10/7/2023, Hamas broke into the state of Israel, killing 1200 people, kidnapping 240 people, & maiming 4500 Israelis by gunshot, stabbing, or chopping off limbs, creating a crisis of amputee care. Hamas declared war & vowed to murder every last Jew & Israeli in exactly the same way.

The Israeli Defense Forces then went into Gaza to eliminate Hamas, which clearly poses a giant threat to their civilians.
Example 1: In 2023, Hamas started a war. Hamas then alleged Israel started the war because they hate arabs and wish to genocide the people of Gaza. This is patently false, as there are 2 million arab muslims who peacefully live inside Israel as citizens, who rely on Israel to keep them safe from Hamas.
There are also 5 million palestinians in Gaza & the West Bank, IE, living within the original borders of British Mandatory Palestine, who claim they have been ethnically cleansed from the land, that they STILL LIVE IN.

Palestinians have "Palestined" the Jewish identity, connection to the land, & the history of Jewish suffering through persecution and genocide, to further their agenda to murder all Jews on earth.

Example 2: Congressional Rep George Santos, fabricated his entire resume & life story to gain a seat in New York's District 3. He claimed, among other lies, that he was part Jewish and his grandparents were Holocaust survivors. He hoped this would gain him votes from his district. Later, when this was discovered to be untrue, he claimed, he never said he is Jewish, he said he is "Jew-ish" - "like Jewish but different." Santos also claimed his mother survived the 9/11 plane crashes, which were executed by Al Qaeda, who like Hamas, is a Sunni terrorist organization committed to destroying Israel & America.

George Santos "Palestined" the history of the Jews for personal gain, in order to win an election; when his lies were discovered he was kicked out of congress.
by Tony Citizen May 29, 2024
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Palestined

When enduring prolonged injustice without acknowledgment or support, attempting to assert your rights results in unwarranted blame directed at yourself.
I allowed my brother to play with my Xbox. However, he later took it to his room and refused to share. My repeated complaints and pleas fell on deaf ears when I sought intervention from our parents. One day, I decided to reclaim my Xbox, prompting him to physically assault me. Instead of addressing the aggression, my parents sided with him and expelled me from our home. I have been palestined!
by supa saiya December 27, 2023
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The Real Palestine, from a Palestinian

A part of land in the Israeli territory who includes Gaza and Hevron parts. This group of Arabic Israeli people are dominated by the Hamas, who committed world war crimes several time and especially on the exact date of 7.10.2023, where a war hate crime was committed against innocents civilians in purposes of hurting, kidnapping, killing, burning families in their house and much more.
As a Palestinian, Palestine will not be free, since it’s not *real*.

This is The Real Palestine, from a Palestinian, and any European/ American, or any others that has nothing to do with the war, have not the slightest right to talk about it.
by You_seff January 22, 2024
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