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Pakishop

If you really need something quick and with out a licence the Pali shop is the way to go pakishops usually means that’s it’s run by some paki slag for foreign assholes but u can go get some good cheap fags and cider for a tasting
Ma I’m gan to the pakishop need some fags

U not got a licence

Ma don’t need one
LnB blues please
by True_life_story September 11, 2020
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The Pakistani Oil Drill

When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.
It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill
by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010
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Pakistan

A country where people think terrorism originated. They're probably right and, to be honest, I don't blame them. I mean, Pakistan gets a lot of bad press from the media because of a small group of people thinking that if they blow up a few buildings, they will go to heaven. Well, they're wrong. It does nothing but kill innocent people and makes the media brainwashes more people into thinking that Pakistan is the worst place on Earth. As a fourteen year old Muslim girl, I find it offending to read what people have written about Pakistan. But it's not their fault. It's the terrorists fault for giving Pakistan a bad name. But then, I also think that people are ignorant when they are asked to describe Pakistan. Yes, women are treated unfairly but they do not get raped and/or killed every eight minutes. If that did happen, don't you think the media would have written something about it by now? And yes, the political side of Pakistan is failing. Miserably. Sometimes I think I should go out there and run for President because the last few have been utterly useless. If I were President, I'd build more orphanages and more women's refuges because I've been to some of the poorest areas in Pakistan and what I saw, I'll never forget. There was this one boy who was in a thin pair Shalwar Kameez, on the side of the motorway because his parent's had kicked him out or they had died. It's not that parent's don't look after their children, it's because they can't afford to. Would any of us be able to have 10+ children and live on 50p a week? I don't think so. So it'd be nice to see people stop making ignorant comments about the condition of Pakistan and how the women and children are treated because, frankly, they deserve better than that, don't you think?
Person 1: I hate the Paki's

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: They blew up the Twin Towers

Person 2: You shouldn't hate them because of that. It wasn't their fault.

Person 1: Oh my God, are you a Paki lover now?

Person 2: No, I just think it wasn't the whole of Pakistan's fault for the bombing of the Twin Towers

Person 1: Errr! Paki Lover!
by Qudrat October 14, 2008
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pakistlia

annie was talking about,pakistlia because they are going to have a war
by rehnaa April 13, 2007
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Pakistani

1. Relating to Pakistan or its people

2. a native or inhabitant of country of Pakistan, or a person of Pakistani descent
"Though they are too spicy and unhealthy, Pakistani food have good taste"

"Pakistani people are cool
by henleytheimpartial May 26, 2017
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pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.
It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark
by cary wichaven August 13, 2007
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pakis

Word is usually used by racist white people mostly in britain. I'm white myself, and some of the things you people are coming out with are awful. They're so not true. I've got many pakistani friends, and they are all REALLY sound people. They're better than my white mates. you may get the minority of nobheads, but you get that in every race, good and bad.

Lay off the pakistanis, not all are bad, my mum suffers from cancer and it lead to some illness which i cant remember exactly. i've got about 4 pakistani friends and they ALL volunteered to give blood to check for a match, in the end the blood samples didn't match or owt but i felt so proud that day.

leave them alone, and most are more educated than yourselves, so what if you get the odd minority of nobhead pakistanis? just look at us, we're the same, just look at the chav's with their burberry etc, and vauxhall novas. dont forget WE were the one's who asked for help in the 50's from countries like pakistan, so we should be obliged to have them here.
all the racist people , stop hating on the 'pakis', u sad twats, YOUR the ones who need to be thrown out, you give us a bad name!
by panasonix February 7, 2005
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