Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

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If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023

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production pig

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.

The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.

by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016

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end product

End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.

The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.

The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.

by paita March 25, 2013

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