prawn

An undesirable ex-girlfriend, ex-shag-buddy, ex-one-nite-stand, ex-partner. prawns cause an uncertain uneasiness with the new spouse even though there is no need as the ex has been discarded for reasons such as lack of spine, thick skinned harshness, lack of personal hygiene, creepy arms or legs ... ETC.

GF - will you tell me if we see a prawn out tonight?

BF - course babe, but they will be over shadowed by your beauty and you'll think poorly of my taste!

GF - i know ...

by phantom dictator July 01, 2011

prawn

Half cricketer,
Half uber driver
Half paramedic
3 halves to make one jess

Caleb: people like you are such prawns ...
Jess: What’s a prawn ?

Caleb: 3 halves to make one person

by swankydooodle October 19, 2019

Prawn

Someone who has the most bent cock on Earth. Usually extremely curved or bent at a 90 degree angle.

"Fuck, William is such a prawn"

" Guys, I think i might be a prawn!!!"

by Ninja Master 123 June 09, 2019

Prawn

Equivalent to the American butterface "but her face" expressing that everything is good on a girl, but her face.

That girl at the gym had a great body but when she turned around I realized she was a prawn.

by Twatwaffels June 12, 2014

Prawn

Prawn is a alien from the movie ''District 6''
also people called tariq is commonly called Prawn

Tariq you praaaaawwwwwnnnn

Don't you think tariq is such a prawn

Prrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwnnnn

by I Like Big Booty February 26, 2016

Prawn

A secret code word for porn. Pron prawn or porn

Man i watched some bad ass prawn yesterday.

by CAZ2 September 20, 2018

prawn

A person acting stupidly, usually on purpose.

Jared was such a prawn on election day; he's eligible, but didn't vote!

by shownstatusnowill March 15, 2016