1. (noun) One who pisses; a uriner.
2. (noun, British) A contemptible person.
3. (noun, Slang) A toilet, urinal, or any object in which one can piss in.
4. (verb) To be streaming with blood.
5. (noun) One who pisses too often or too regularly.
6. (down the pisser) Wasted; not put to good use.
2. (noun, British) A contemptible person.
3. (noun, Slang) A toilet, urinal, or any object in which one can piss in.
4. (verb) To be streaming with blood.
5. (noun) One who pisses too often or too regularly.
6. (down the pisser) Wasted; not put to good use.
You are such a pisser. (sense 1, 2 and 5)
Be right back, I need to use the pisser!
All that money I saved up is down the pisser thanks to you...
Be right back, I need to use the pisser!
All that money I saved up is down the pisser thanks to you...
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Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
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Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
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(This is a term I made myself)
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Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
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