mr patel

A god sent from the heavens above us.
This supernatural god has incredible abilities in solving complex scientific mysteries and has insane skills in describing ‘sex’

Mr Patel can be found lurking in the classroom or in that one corridor, practising his common phrases. Here are a few.
-keep it efficient
-no

-kwl

-guys
He has exelled the communities expectations with his attractive looks, books and nooks.
He’s also really hot

“Mr Patel is so fine I wanna marry him”

by clara:) May 9, 2022

Meet Patel

Meet Patel loves basketball and is extremely nice and loving to his girls. He is mean and acts like an NPC and will spank you multiple times when he wants something from you because he is your daddyy

OMG is that Meet Patel, he is such a smashhh*moan***

by bartholomew12345 November 16, 2022

Anjesh Patel

The owner of a legendary One Stop shop.

Person: Is that Anjesh Patel?

by hillbillyscrag123 February 3, 2018

Patelled

Something you say after you prank someone or do something funny to someone.

Lol! You just got patelled, “said Jaykishan.”

by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021

ansh patel

someone so fucking hot that it hurts to look at them. the human definition of booktok boyfriend

that man is fucking ansh patel

by nik.is.daddy December 6, 2023

matthew patel

THE MOST BEST MAN ON EARTJ

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR January 14, 2024

sachin patel

A skinny legend, someone whose you know isn’t completely thicc but is definitely long like a pencil

Gotta love sachin Patel. The skinner the better.

by Hi there Greg December 21, 2021