by Kdub157 December 4, 2023
Get the tortilla people mug.I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.
by JJJonesy January 14, 2018
Get the sad tortilla mug.The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
by Dr diddles July 17, 2016
Get the tennessee tortilla mug.Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
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