by silje marie bryhn July 16, 2006

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college
by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.
by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition
It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!
by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

by ralf May 16, 2004
