Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"
by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005
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convo lag

when talking to someone online has delayed replies resulting in frustration.
#1

Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."

#2

Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"
by shazzatpm January 09, 2008
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lag munch

Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.
"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"
by Mr.Xbox October 03, 2008
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29er lag

What a 29er rider suffers from when they have shit fitness
Bobo stalled going over the hill because he has shit fitness and 29er lag
Ahhh that there is 29er lag
by Not BoBos Bush Bestie July 16, 2020
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quantum lag

Quantum lag is the time it takes for changes in the quantum realm to be reflected in reality. Unlike the 'real world', the quantum realm has no equivalent dimensions because the quantum elements are relational. It is only when these elements acquire mass and energy, from which the natural laws are derived, that they can be measured in terms of space and time.
Most of us will only notice quantum lag when the quantum event is experienced immediately prior to its effect in reality, a condition referred to as deja-vu. Less obvious effects are those of intuition and premonition. More disturbing effects involve apparitions, e.g. ghosts, whereby the quantum event is so strong as to appear real even though it never manifests in reality (which is why ghosts cannot be recorded on physical media). Quantum lag also explains why properties of elements in the quantum realm appear to change faster than allowed by the speed of light, referred to as quantum entanglement.
by rippenburn November 27, 2016
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DVD lag

when you fall asleep with a dvd on and wake up to the sound of its menu or special features
guy 1- dude you looke horrible

guy 2- i know i woke up from dvd lag last night and i couldnt get back to sleep
by froutnh August 30, 2009
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Lag-Dying

An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.

The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.
Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!

Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!

Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?

Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.
by Ab0mbs August 14, 2009
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