Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

Man-oculars

Originates from and is a mixture of the words "binoculars" and "man". It is womens' personal opinions of the way in which they view men. Could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! Only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.

Wanda: "mmmmm... he's fine!"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"

by Amazingmanoculars April 14, 2010

Manglastra Ocanala

Noun

1. Full name Manglastra Ocanala, often shortened to Manglastra. Once human demons that crave to be human once more, who haunt the living out of jealousy, filling minds with negative thoughts about their life, goals, life choices, etc. to halt joy for living and instead elicit anxiety, depression and ultimately suicide.

2. The anxiety, melancholy, depression, etc. or any negative effects felt by a human after a visitation from a Manglastra.

3. The source of negative human thought; anxiety, depression, melancholy, etc.

Coined by writer Deborah Joan Jones as in her 2023 fantasy poem, ‘Manglastra Ocanala’.

Bob: “I feel so depressed today. My idea for that new business was stupid. Why would I think I’d be any good at that”.
Sue: “Enough with the Manglastra, Bob. That’s not you talking. It was a great idea!”

Filled with Manglastra, she berated herself and resigned herself to the fact she would never amount to anything.

His depression disappeared once he realized it was simply Manglastra.

The Manglastra Ocanala whispered to her as she slept, filling her waking thoughts with doubts about her ability and future.

by Bee Sixx September 2, 2023

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

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