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Nutella Sandwich

This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.
That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?
by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 11, 2019
mugGet the Nutella Sandwichmug.

Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean
Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella
by Psycodelics February 15, 2020
mugGet the Nutella umbrellamug.

Nutella

A jam made primarily from chocolate and hazelnuts.
Tyler: Hazelnut is a fruit so that makes nutella a jam
Kim: I fucking hate you
by 24 guys February 16, 2021
mugGet the Nutellamug.

nutella love

Hey dude, I just joined Nutella Love RP!
by KawaiiAi September 27, 2014
mugGet the nutella lovemug.

Nutella Sunday

The act of taking a shit on your real estate agency office's front porch on a Sunday so that when they or your landlord come into work the next morning they get a chocolatey reminder of why they shouldn't keep upping the rent price.
Dude, I went full Nutella Sunday on the fuckers front step.
by Hornet404 June 23, 2024
mugGet the Nutella Sundaymug.

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves
Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.
by lemmingdos October 2, 2014
mugGet the Shits in my nutella jarmug.

nutella

A Type of cancer causing shit which may cause weight gain on some MF aka Poop of the meeseeks
Man 2 : Ayy bud how ya get fat fast
Man 2 : i eat nutella everyday dude
by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017
mugGet the nutellamug.

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