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stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.
Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!
by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024
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B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.
"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"
by Martinx94 May 5, 2016
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STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....
Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT
by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019
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beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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STAT

aka "$TAT", is a family/gang/organization which means "Stay Trill And Triumphant". "$TAT" reps the color purple heavily to represent royalty, like young kings.
"There go them STAT boas, they always jiggy wit the outfits"
by STAT MOB April 24, 2017
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Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.
Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"
by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020
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Stat Merchant

An NBA player who chases stats despite the good of the team.
Nikola Jokic is a stat merchant.
by inwegothisway March 14, 2025
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