by root beer lover April 09, 2011
by silje marie bryhn July 15, 2006
Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
by Unibomber June 12, 2004
So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college
by makerofdefintionsmydude August 02, 2019
1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.
by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012
A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition
It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!
by Winter of '85 May 11, 2018