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New Zealand Green

"New Zealand Green", also referred to as "Kiwi Green", is a relatively uncommon term used to denote freshly made Cannabis or Marijuana in New Zealand.
Colon: Hey man, got some fresh New Zealand green for sale. Only 5 grand, you interested or nah?
by æaææææ December 23, 2023
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New Zealand Green

New Zealand Green, also known as Kiwi Green, is a slang term for cannabis that is grown in New Zealand. It is a term that is commonly used in small parts of Auckland.
Drug dealer: Hey, do you want to buy some fresh New Zealand Green? It's imported straight from New Zealand, bro.
by Wetbeans January 7, 2024
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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
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New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end
Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.
by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022
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New Zealand

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?
by hoebag443 November 30, 2022
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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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