life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

single stat mispice

someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com

Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer

by eddie the man held July 9, 2007

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.

Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"

by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020

P Stat

A name for the Playstation

Yo turn on the P stat

by barrage22 April 18, 2010

Stat Paddying

To get wins in Warzone in bronze lobbies.

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.

Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.

by Brooo53 October 12, 2019

stat that

A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.

Sam: "I heard you pegged 3 guys in one weekend?"
Matt: "Hell yeah man, stat that!"

by seyahsupreme January 14, 2022