Part 3
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
“Who’s that smiling at her phone like she just won the lottery?”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
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