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Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
by BSSmith June 3, 2020
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mooch

That mooch of wookies tried to sell me a grilled cheese sandwich in the Phish concert parking lot.
by Sueshi December 8, 2010
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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds
I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch
by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020
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Mooch

The word is a verb used to replace words such as look and explore.
James: Hey, do you fancy going to that rave.
Brandon: Ye, I don’t mind going for a mooch.
by Bangoraye March 27, 2020
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Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.
Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014
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Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine
I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.
by Mooch man May 18, 2019
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