Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
by BSSmith June 3, 2020

by Sueshi December 8, 2010

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020

by Bangoraye March 27, 2020

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.
by Mooch man May 18, 2019
