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Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.
1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"
by balls1888 April 28, 2010
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Jesus fucked a monkey!

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
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Fuck Bitches, Get Money

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Fuck bitches, get money.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Fuck bitches, Get money"
by BaylenMiller January 21, 2009
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fucking monkey

a black person that is really loud, oboxious and annoying
by cluka July 24, 2006
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Fuck Bitch's, Get Money

Fuck Bitch's, Get Money otherwise known as F.B.G.M, is the number one rule for males that has been passed down since men have been around. First introduced by Ben Franklin who, after years of research began to express his beliefs about " Disregarding Females and Acquiring Currency." In an attempt to spread his message to the soon to be free Americans, he was mercilessly shot down by certain pussies in the continental congress who in turn were never mentioned again. However backed by Thomas Jefferson ( who we all know was the champ of F.B.G.M as demonstrated by all his chocolate fever) and many other Men they continued to profess their admiration for those four words. Through secret societies and subliminal messaging through out time they were able to pass on they're wisdom to allow men to survive this crazy world.

F.B.G.M is used in events such as when a fellow man is having women problems, confused about life, incredible angry or anything else in those category. It helps them remember mans ultimate goal in life: Fucking Bitchs and Getting Money.
Dude forget her. Fuck Bitch's, Get Money
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Yo whats the gameplan tonight
F.B.G.M
Can't go wrong with that
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by 4THEWU January 15, 2011
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fuckin monkey shit

A vulgar and digusting name to call an individual that aggrivates you to the brink of insanity
YOU FUCKIN MONKEY SHIT!!!
FUCK WITH ME AND DIE!!!
I HATE THAT fuckity fucking fucker
by Porn-a-holic March 16, 2004
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Fuck Bitches Get Money

A life motto for all.
"Hey man, I'm feeling down."
"Fuck Bitches Get Money, dude."
"You are right! Let's go!"
by ssattyOU September 26, 2011
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