Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Minecraft

One of the best game in history, it created YouTube and all of it’s cringy videos. Thank you minecraft. I love you.

Person 1: Yo bro do you wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: Fuck yeah

by kittensps October 12, 2020

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

A nice, calming game, but people anywhere won’t shut the fuck up about it.

MINECRAFT SOOO BETTER THAN ALL GAMES

by 4KCoby November 22, 2021

Minecraft

it’s not a game; it’s a lifestyle

Person 1: MOB SO ICY, WONDER WHY THEY KILL ME, I’M JUST MINING
Person 2: hell yeah it’s Minecraft my nibba

by Miningwitabedsheet October 17, 2019

Minecraft

A game of placing blocks and breaking them, going on adventures and creating creative creations.

I play Minecraft

by Son.Ef_Adam October 18, 2019