Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber

I'm going to make you some midnight lemonade.

by Hollmilk October 9, 2019

Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.

I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.

by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014

midnight chick

An ebony skinned woman. A woman that has a dark complexion.

Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.

by noconformity September 14, 2013

midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

by captainthicc May 27, 2020

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010