When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
by Sonowa January 24, 2014
Get the Midnight Dazzlermug. A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.
by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
Get the Ten-to-Midnightmug. Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.
by noconformity September 14, 2013
Get the midnight chickmug. when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night
by captainthicc May 27, 2020
Get the midnight salmonmug. The moment when you are lying in bed awake thinking about everything that is going , has gone or could go wrong.
by BarelyHuman January 20, 2018
Get the midnight mindmug. Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016
Get the Midnight Brownmug. by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010
Get the Midnight Beachesmug.