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The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022
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Banana-milk method

The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.

When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"

"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
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Vroel Ghosting Method

When you’re in the same city as someone you’ve never met a day in your life and you text them trying to meet up.

You’ve known them for years, but you don’t know a single thing about them. You don’t even know if they are who they say they are.

They will come up with lies saying their equipment is malfunctioning or their phone isn’t receiving any messages.
Bro I was in the same city as my online friend that I’ve known for years and I never met him. I texted him trying to meet up and he never responded. I think he just hit me with the Vroel Ghosting Method.
by yxngrari! October 9, 2023
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Caenepeel Method

A method applied to Chemical Engineering problems to force a person to think outside the box. There are several parts to do the method: system, concept, input and outputs, model, and assumptions.
Danny: Why I am doing this method?
Rawad: Not sure, my hand hurts from doing the Caenepeel method for so long.
Chris: Dont mock the Caenepeel Method, it's a great method for solving equations.
Andrew: Ahh waaa!
by Danny March 3, 2005
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Thayer method

Satan's preferred method of torture. Aptly originates from Hell On Earth AKA USMA
(effect of Thayer Method) "So tomorrow I have a test on something we aren't learning until next semester... I hate my life"
or
My GPA is 2.0 (additional effect)
by ThayerDragon May 6, 2010
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SWAG method

I didn't study for my final exam, so I opted to use the SWAG method, which resulted in an A+.
by scherer13 December 18, 2008
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ribo method

leaving a scientology voicemail on an anonymous's phone to make them think they are not so anonymouse, fair game
dude i totaly pranked john using the ribo method
he totaly thought the scientologists got him

he thought he was fair/failed game
by hyperknuckles September 5, 2009
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