merm

an abbreviation for the word mermaid.

holla at yo mermz.

by fritzehh August 25, 2009

Mermaid

A rather peculiar looking woman with striking mermaid qualities.

Renise was something of a mermaid. She had long wild hair, and was very thin and sea-like.

by Earl Annie Edna October 28, 2008

merm

man + perm = merm; usually described in reference to a man with curly hair that could be a perm.

I can't compete with merm

by Leather August 7, 2006

Limerick Mermaid

A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.

Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.

I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)

by daPillock December 10, 2010

Mermaid

Is a mystical creature that's human, but from the waist down, has an aquatic tail, and bigger lungs for swimming in the ocean. Mermaid being (female), and Merman being (male). They were probably mistaken for manatees in ancient times.

The word is also used nowadays to describe people that completely love the beach, also known as a beach rat.

I once knew a mermaid, she loved sex on the beach.

by Shapeshifter89 February 2, 2014

Merment

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

by Jammo March 14, 2004

Merminge

Term used to describe a vagina that becomes exceedingly wet during intercourse. Word derived from the belief that the lady in question is half mermaid.

If I'd known I was going to be facing a merminge I would've brought a pair of water wings and goggles with me...

by Charmingly Shallow April 14, 2008