Mayo Missile

verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on

exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile

noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled

Dude, you just hit me. well take this..... "Mayo Missile"

by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004

Deer Mayo

A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.

Raj al Punjaab just came out of the bathroom with a fresh steaming pile of Deer Mayo --- Yummy!

by Spoony Spoonicus March 14, 2009

Persian Mayo

Cumming on a turkey and cheese sandwich and feeding it to your girlfriend after sex.

Layla thought the mayo was gourmet, but it was really Persian mayo.

by M&W August 23, 2011

Mayo Monkey

A slur for annoying white people

Bro that fool is a mayo monkey

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

hajo-mayo

having multiple orgasms after putting a peddle so far up his anus that he will fight fot breath.

wow, that guy got a peddle up his ass and he is fighting for breath, he is such a hajo-mayo

by Dim-e May 27, 2006

el mayo

People use this to say "lmao" (laughing my ass off). This is written how it is spoken.

El mayo! That is so funny.

by belindaaa`` November 6, 2007

patty mayo

American entrepreneur, YouTube prankster and actor residing in Southern California. Patty is best known for his bounty hunting series and stringing vlogs, in addition to his series portraying himself as a sheriff in Oregon.

Girl 1:have you watch patty mayo on YouTube
Girl 2:no

Girl 1: Well he have the best YouTube content on his channel

by Sltg September 24, 2019