matthew

cool kid

that kid is a Matthew

by iknowenglishgood November 26, 2018

Matthew

Has shekels 4 days and all of the achievements on HuniePop

P1: Hey did you see that guy?

P2: Yeah he's totally a Matthew

Matthew: *Rubbing shekels furiously*

by BigPapaDinkleburg February 9, 2017

Matthew

these man have taste for gyal wid no back

You see my man there? He's a Matthew, G. I heard he dated a girl wid no back in year 6 or summin.

by over9000!! October 22, 2020

matthew

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

by MatthewHater December 17, 2011

Matthew

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.

Matthew is a really good friend

by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.

the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.

by untamed potatoe November 10, 2017