Mannionism

An off the cuff comment that is hilarious, shameless and often offensive

Lets say there needs to be an election tomorrow because David Cameron sexually assaulted the Queen - What a brilliant Mannionism

by joymal November 26, 2010

el tardo magnifico

A big freaking retard, beyond English words; thus, a fake Spanish insult is required.

Spammertard: omg u guys r so meen!!!!11 i hat u!!!1 u suk & ur probly ugly!!!!!11111

Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.

by Megan the Awesome February 7, 2007

Mannix

A dark creature that can only be seen in the light; enjoys wearing black.

Damn, did you see him?
NO! He's a mannix!

by laksjdfhg April 1, 2009

Bearded Mannips

Used to describe general agitation or frustration withsomething; similar to "DOH!" used by Homer Simpson; See also: Bearded F'in Mannips - include F'in for extra emphasis

"I didn't get my pay check today? Bearded Mannips!"

"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"

by Big Jerry September 26, 2007

Magnitate

verb. moving towards or being drawn to

you should magnitate over here and see

by Amia Star :) November 18, 2010

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016