madonnas

squishy perky little things that spring up on the chests of overweight men. a.k.a. man boobs

that guy has the biggest madonnas ive ever seen in my life. he must have eaten too many burritos.

by Fiendish August 31, 2005

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Madeoff

Being ripped off by unscrupulous people, due to

your own complacency and being TOO LAZY to

pull out a $2 calculator. See: Embezzlement

Looks like someone in eBay is doing a "Madeoff":

December "New fees": $14.55
Line Item actual amount: $14.43 (1%)

November "New Fees" = $24.56
Line Item actual amount: $24.31 (1%)

Ebay customer support agrees there is a
computer error, has existed since 2004!

So this particular scam: SIX YEARS!

Grocers do the MADEOFF:
1 gallon milk: $3.98
half gallon: $1.98 (cheaper to buy 2 of these!)

By being a businessman: I do the Madeoff everyday!

by Kill_the_Bill January 8, 2010

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jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005

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Porca Madonna

It's something very offensive for Christians, it's lime swearing vs the mother of Jesus. In Italy people uses to say that when they are very very angry

Porca Madonna ma che cazzo fai?!

by bestemmiatore cronico May 10, 2019

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