Persian Mayo

Cumming on a turkey and cheese sandwich and feeding it to your girlfriend after sex.

Layla thought the mayo was gourmet, but it was really Persian mayo.

by M&W August 23, 2011

Deer Mayo

A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.

Raj al Punjaab just came out of the bathroom with a fresh steaming pile of Deer Mayo --- Yummy!

by Spoony Spoonicus March 14, 2009

Mayo Missile

verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on

exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile

noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled

Dude, you just hit me. well take this..... "Mayo Missile"

by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004

Mayo Monkey

A slur for annoying white people

Bro that fool is a mayo monkey

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

hajo-mayo

having multiple orgasms after putting a peddle so far up his anus that he will fight fot breath.

wow, that guy got a peddle up his ass and he is fighting for breath, he is such a hajo-mayo

by Dim-e May 27, 2006

el mayo

People use this to say "lmao" (laughing my ass off). This is written how it is spoken.

El mayo! That is so funny.

by belindaaa`` November 6, 2007

#2 with Mayo

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008