soggy marshmallow

When the marshmallow soaks up all the jelly in a pudding.

John, those marshmallow seem to be soaking up all the jelly and causing soggy marshmallows.

by jellymaster123 November 19, 2010

marshmallow gangster

A guy who pretends to be gangster and acts really hard, like he's from the street, but is actually soft like a marshmallow. And usually white.

See that loser over there? He tried to get my digits.

Yeah, he ain't nothin' but a marshmallow gangster.

by flippingout December 30, 2010

Marshmallow Stick

A soft plug you insert into the vagina during a women's period or other known as the "werewolf" stage.

Person 1: Come to the bathroom with me, i HAVE to change my marshmallow stick.

Person 2: okay, i got extra tampons!! (typical girls).

by trikikiti December 08, 2010

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

Marshmallow Pussy

Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.

I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.

by 2crazybastard February 22, 2018