chink cuck lurking

when robocuck goes to visit his hometown in the China slums where chatrooms and free speech are made illegal by a suppressing govt, but he logs in and stays for hours without being able to contribute or act tough in chat

robocuck is chink cuck lurking while visiting his folks in china.

by tombstone85 December 8, 2025

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019

lurk

A lurk in general is a wierd person who has no friends.... period

wow, that poor lurk

by yubviub May 15, 2018

machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick

Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.

by DocDooBoo May 14, 2022

lurk link

A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace

Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.

dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.

by Jake Shaw January 4, 2009

lurking

Not talking just watching ppl business MIND UR OWN BUSINESSES

Hey wanna see my stream like duh friend omg" "sure what do u stream on twitch"
"Hello I was lurking so wat u guys talking about" "MYOB (mind your own business)
Now leave or I'll ban u"

by novaHaxPro March 4, 2017