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Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
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Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
by buffstuff July 13, 2009
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Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
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Luke

Luke is a nice name. It brings out sunshine and love. Luke's can be quiet though. Shy at times but very outgoing. If you ever meet one, you will notice that they are not trusting in the beginning. Difficult at making friends, but is the best friend anyone can have. They are super nice, funny, and have a nice laugh. They tend to get anxious sometimes, which is normal. Always be there and never leave them. Make sure they know how you feel, as they only want what's best for you. :)
by luvalissa April 12, 2021
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Luke

Luke is possibly one of the best friend a person can have. He is kind, caring, funny, smart and always know what to say. Luke always finds a way to make his friends laugh. He always sends cute dog gifs to his friends to make them feel better and they really appreciate it. He can be weird and make pterodactyl noises a lot but he means well. He is also very supportive and gives good hugs :). He may be 'busy' a lot of the time but he makes sure to make time for his friends when needed and checks up on them as well.
friend 1: hey i heard you were feeling down earlier, are you okay?
friend 2: yeah im alright now because i talked to Luke :)
by Iwillmakeyoucry March 21, 2022
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Luke

Overweight ass who can't say square
"Omg, Tom is such a LUKE!
by The Butt Dictionary January 27, 2018
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Luke

Luke is a boys name. Around 10% of boys named Luke are Asian, while the rest of the 90% are other races.

Most Lukes like atleast one of these 6 things... Anime, Art, Social Media, Studying, Music and Gaming. Either that or girls. The Luke can be shy at first, but if you can and manage to warm up to them, they will become your friend in-some way. The hairstyle of Lukes are mostly either messy or smooth. They usually like the colour black, blue, white or purple. Most Lukes like to dance and if they do it can be great at first but then it will slowly turn into the gif at the bottom. So in short, Lukes like things that involve technology, mostly dark colours, are shy and love dancing.
"Oh hey, is that Luke over there?"
"Oh you mean the weeb? Yea that's him."
by Jake SoyBean May 14, 2019
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