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Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you
"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"
by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017
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Trump Lawyer

Low quality legal representation.
You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.
by blahblahblahblahbla May 16, 2018
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The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."
by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023
mugGet the The Lawyer Friendmug.

bribery lawyer

A lawyer who takes bribes on serious cases and asks for the judge to drop the charges.
This bribery lawyer has been known for working with politicians and other corrupted officials.
by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019
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dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.
That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.
by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018
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Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o
by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022
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almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..
Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit
by Yourconscience November 27, 2013
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