When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018
Get the Illinois Lawnmowermug. the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy
by anne.freak June 7, 2025
Get the lawnmowermug. When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024
Get the Maryland Lawnmowermug. When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.
by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019
Get the Lawnmoweringmug.