Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

White Collar Survival Kit

Wallet, keys, mobile phone.

I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!

by Rigoulot May 14, 2011

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017

body kit

A useless exterior addition to a car which prevents it from going anywhere that has speed bumps or any sort of abnormaility on the road. Commonly found on rice burners.

You know a parking lot will be full of speed bumps, or the pavement is uneven when you see atleast a dozen rice burners parked on the road.

by s0x0r September 5, 2005

kit kat

to have sex, coming from the term "breaking off" or "breaking off a piece of that" used in the song "Every Girl" by Lil' Wayne

"Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"

by Stranger5k August 11, 2009

Gigolo Kit

A Bum Bag.. Usually of the Adidas Brandname description, thats sole purpose is carry items to be used during sexual intercourse e.g Condoms, Vibrating Rings, Lubricant etc

Person 1:"Hurry up man we gotta go!"
Person 2:"Bro I cant leave without my Gigolo Kit, its the closest thing to my heart!"

by Mohammed Baconballs October 21, 2006

Kit Johnson

Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.

Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"

Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"

Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."

by Shaye "Fuck my asshole" Quinn January 20, 2021