Ol' Kentucky

Receiving a handjob, with chew as a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm.

Last night was great! I took Sharlene to the Rascal Flats concert... she got so hot and bothered that she gave me an Ol' Kentucky in the car on the way home.

by BombSquad! March 12, 2008

The Kentucky plug

When you stick a thumb into a bleeding orifice. Typically a hole in the neck.

Scott: I had to give myself the The Kentucky plug to save my life the other day.

The rest of the gun world: holy fuck thats bad ass.

by TheRealClarence May 20, 2021

Kentucky

I tell you what, if your lookin' for a synonym for awesome, Kentucky's the word for you. This state's got it all. Did you ever hear of Ft. Knox? In Kentucky. How about the Alamo? Okay that's in Texas, but, there's a lot of killer stuff in Kentucky, anyway. I-64, I-65, I-75. Got the idea, there are a bunch of Interstate Highways in Kentucky. We like 'em so much that we built some of our own limited access highways. Education...did I mention the extensive network of highways? In Eastern Kentucky there's a buttload of coal and, let's just say, plenty of Kentucky's number one cash crop (weed). Western Kentucky has the Corvette factory and is part of the New Madrid Fault Zone. Louisville thinks they're better than everybody else and Northern Kentucky is basically a suburb of Cincinnati. Central Kentucky is a vast wasteland predominated by hyena and the occasional antelope. Kentucky offers a broad range of experiences to the person who is willing to set aside preconceived notions that this state is a backwater inhabited by inbred heathens.

Civil War General, "Coloniel" Harlan Sanders invented fried chicken.

Kentucky is landlocked, so if the shit goes down, we're in a great defensive position (and pretty well armed).

Most of the Ohio River lies within the borders of Kentucky. I swear to God.

by MC Stig January 12, 2010

Kentucky Fried Flow

A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.

"Damn, I just had some Kentucky Fried Flow, it was awesome." "WOAH, DOMINO"

by FishMan55 July 24, 2009

Kentucky Bowtie

The act of reaching around a reach around.

Nicky had the audicity not to give the hughster a Kentucky bowtie, and that ended the relationship between the hughster and Nicky.

by Wookie Rebellion October 18, 2010

Kentucky Blue

This is what Grandavious Drake dondada says he rocks on these hoes in the song “Scholarships” on his collab tape “What A Time To Be Alive” with Lord Future

“And I rock Kentucky blue on these hoes,
Drafted, I'm gettin' choose by these hoes.”
- Drake

by SheBelongsToTheSkreets January 2, 2020

Kentucky moon pie

When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!

The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies

by OG WEASEL May 13, 2018