Kobe

(noun, adj, and verb) the art of messing up and getting away with it

Dude, you got with Lauren last night?

KOBE!

by kobe!!!!!! April 06, 2010

kobe

A female person in real-life playing a male character in a game. Typically related to MMORPGS

Don't call him a he, tsai is a kobe.

by Will February 01, 2005

kobe

This guy is a pure athlete and has a big cock

Kobe is such a good athlete. He also has a big cock

by Theg.o.a.t March 28, 2016

kobe

a way someone describes a helicopter crashing into somethinng

did you here about how that dude kobed into the mountain

by Chonky_longkey February 03, 2020

kobe

a variant of k.b. or kime/kind bud

can you get me that kobe?

by kepkka July 28, 2004

kobeing

Taking advantage of a member of the opposite sex in regards to instant fornication. Forcing one's self upon an unwilling younger participant. See also Big Ben-ing

This chick wasn't into my shit so I started kobeing and she stepped up real quick.

by justin_minkler March 07, 2010

Kobe Bryant

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT

Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!

by JayBoss18 January 27, 2020