Kieran

Tall.

Kieran is simultaneously the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and also a total tease. He enjoys bad puns, The Doors, and calling people short.

"Kieran called me short today" "Yeah he does that"

by c0ccinelle April 3, 2025

Kieran beet

God like being. One with all the power. If you do not listen to his commands you are sure to live a life of pain.

Wow! I did not listen to Kieran beet i will now suffer a life if pain.

by Urban Dictionary's God August 31, 2021

Kieran

A big, sexy boy, with rather bolunctuose blubes, filled with the straightest of spaghetti noodles.

That man over there is quite the Kieran, if you catch my drift.

by ROGER MONTGUMFYTUNKS June 23, 2023

Kieran

Some stupid saizeriya loving dickhead that requires jesus to do a checkup on his tastebuds cuz god damn saizeriya is just microwaved food from 7 eleven charged with a premium

You love saizeriya....? You must be the most basic Kieran ever

by SirSavageThe21st December 6, 2021

kieran

sus.

omg look at him he's so sus. he's def a kieran (eye roll)

by bae is bae October 14, 2020

kieran harrup

A motherfucking wanker who is unloved by his parents due to his idiotic behaviour.

You can recognise this person as they have shit all over them from the woods when they tried to have shit.

Oh my god its kieran harrup
What a shit cunt its kieran harrup

by Boothy April 19, 2018

Kieran Mhmm

Kieran Mhmm is someone who thinks it’s okay to say the n word when you aren’t black, the historical ties, that have offended them for decades, are not able to be forgotten and washed away. Hope you see this ass

Kieran Mhmm DONT SAY THAT IT IS NOT OKAY, I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE THE NON EXISTENT N PASS, -hope you see this

by Katie BEEYOTCH June 1, 2019