Karate

The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.

A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."

by Shard February 28, 2005

hot karate

One who is visually and/or sexually appealing

or

Cologne; fresh smelling scent.

Damn! She's got some real hot karate goin' on right there.

or

You put some hot karate on with that and the ladies are gonna love it.

by [mac]joycer August 14, 2008

playing Mario Kart

code word for making out when you don't want all persons listening to know.

Bob: Where did Sally and Luke go?
Jane: Oh, they're just downstairs playing Mario Kart.

by ima4nspy August 5, 2006

Karter

Karter is a boy that is hot asf. He cares about people no matter how much they have messed up. He is smart and generous. He isn’t fake and does not use girls for their body. He doesn’t switch up like other guys. Anyone would be lucky to have him. He is the best person ever. He is perfect. He is good at basketball, baseball, and football.

Girl: look at Karter I wish he was mine
Guy: I wish I was as good as Karter

by The person that likes him January 18, 2020

Mona Käärik

ohmygod a cutiepie <3
she is sooo kind and beautiful, she has a cuteee smile, she is literally a sunshine
Mona ily and i can't wait to meet you uwu <3

Mona Käärik is one of the cutest person i have ever met

by krissu <3 October 15, 2019

Hot Karate

A fucking sweet Los Angeles band.

Dude 1: Hey did you go the Hot Karate show last weekend?
Dude 2: YEAH, and everyone got laid!

by BuckRodgers November 22, 2011

The Karate Kid

Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.

Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.

by ScotchScotchScotch May 18, 2013