He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.
by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020
Get the Josiah Palaciosmug. Josiah Ciego is a boy who has a huge penis. He is very inteligent, very attractive, and very athletic. Josiah ciego is just perfect overall.
by Pussydestoyer29 November 20, 2023
Get the Josiah ciegomug. A Josiah is a very handsome and fine and an exquisite man.He cares a lot for the people that he loves.He is very fun a funny and did I mention that he is handsome.And he also has a dump truck
by Thefantabulousprincess July 20, 2021
Get the Josiahmug. Josiah Lovato, if your name is this well your in luck you probably say you have a small dick but deep down everyone know you have a giant schlong and you know how to get down and dirty with it. Also you'r probably pretty hot and everyone calls you the rizzler, or rizzilla. Be proud to hold this name because you know you got the biggest dick in town.
by ilovejosiahlovato May 11, 2023
Get the Josiah Lovatomug. Person: Bro did you just see that guy walk in with a carton of milk? Material girl behavior.
Person 2: Oh that's just Josiah
Person 2: Oh that's just Josiah
by literallaundrydetergent February 27, 2022
Get the Josiahmug. Maddison and Josiah are 4Lifers
And will have 4 kids
Maddison is a strong , beautiful, kind,
And all round perfect girl
Josiah can make his mind up on which girl he likes one day its elle the next day its maddy
And will have 4 kids
Maddison is a strong , beautiful, kind,
And all round perfect girl
Josiah can make his mind up on which girl he likes one day its elle the next day its maddy
by jr.ft4l December 21, 2021
Get the Maddison and Josiahmug. This supposed Human Male is actually an alien sent down to Earth who is omniscient but acts innocent around "his" friends.
Josiah Mirville is being suspicious
by Anngle January 7, 2022
Get the Josiah Mirvillemug.