Joshua

He is smart at math but He looks like a dumb f*ck. He sucks at basketball and sucks at getting girls. He cant even get a hug from a boy. He is a little bit gay. He kisses boys and slaps boys on the a$$ and acts like it was on accident. If you ever see a demented monkey head girl/boy it is Joshua Billington.
\Holy sh*t it Joshua Billington just raped a dog.
\ Joshua Billington is making out with a dog.
/ Joshua Billington Is a freak
by savage samoan February 14, 2018
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Drug-dealer with grandma
Person 1: Where’s Joshua at?
Person 2: Drug dealing with his grandma maybe?
Person 1: No that’s Josh not Joshua
Person 2: No Joshua is also a drug-dealer with his grandma, because he claimed his real name is Joshua and not Josh when he learned the urban dictionary says he’s a drug dealer
by CarsonK June 02, 2020
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A sexy kid that spends most of his time studying at home or playing destiny 2 on his computer. He doesn't get out of the house, but when he does, its only to get milk. He also tries to lick you if he doesn't like you.
Girl 1: "OMG Joshua is looking hot!"
Girl 2: "Be careful there, he might try to lick you if he doesn't like you."
by digbickkid November 21, 2019
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The second Chad. The one kid in class that jumps up and touches the top of the door frame. He plays basket ball and 2k all the time. He says he's the best at ForkKnife even though Minecraft is the real game you should be winning at.
person: *does anything*
Joshua: NO YOU! YOUR MOM! YOUR FACE
by Yanny? June 22, 2020
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A person who believes in Communism.
Man: That Joshua is way too into USSR!
by toooood November 20, 2020
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Joshua is type of fella to make you feel delighted when you are sorrowful. Who makes you want to laugh when you feel like crying and who will be one of the most caring, loving and helpful friends you will ever have. He loves to play games and no matter what mood he is in, he will ALWAYS be down to play. If he knows you're enjoying something he will usually take time to research and gain knowledge to make sure he can always talk to you about something you enjoy.

Joshua is a perfect looking man, he is most likely dark brown hair with blue eyes. Make sure not to stare into them for too long or else you may get covered in unconventional friendship. (Unless you're into that kind of stuff.) Joshua loves to argue and most of the times even if he knows he is wrong he will stand his ground until he is RIGHT. Now, just because he loves to argue doesn't mean he loves to fight verbally. Joshua loves to make things right between close relationships so he loves to be as nice as possible no matter who the person is.

If you are dating a Joshua, you have made an amazing choice. He loves to hang out with friends and always loves to be around people despite friends constantly calling him an introvert. He doesn't really love to text though which could be a major bummer, but he loves a good conversation on the phone. He will downright love you forever but you need to make sure you are loving him back!
damn, you're friends with a Joshua! You're lucky af to have him in your life...

Wait, actually? You're dating a Joshua. Girl I wish I was you. I would loooooove, to date a Joshua...
by JWazza August 06, 2020
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Joshua-josh is a good Nickname for this dude.He is kind and but can sometimes be mean or make a rude joke on accident.He is a very funny guy.He is smart and does show it on paper. Very handsome and good looking. But what really matters is on the inside. If you have a Joshua girls will most likely be jealous of you.

I love Joshua ---------- and never want to let him go. Hoping he feels that same.
Joshua is very nice and funny at times but, can be a little bit mean.

I love Joshua and I don't think that girl likes that.
by Aly------------a January 02, 2018
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