Jonathan

A big nigga that will get any ho he want and will joan the shit out of anybody for no reason.

This nigga Jonathan always joaning.

by Frank rich May 8, 2019

Jonathan

A Rat

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!

by Old French man May 28, 2019

Jonathan

Big fat cock

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!

by Rqz June 5, 2019

Jonathan

a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.

jonathan has no friends

by wow damn rough October 13, 2019

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.

Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.

by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018

Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.

Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien

by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020