Three singers: Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. I don't like them but I don't hate them. Lots of people (mostly 10-year-old girls) like them. They mostly sing about love. Lots of people call them gay, which I think is annoying, and make jokes about them f--king little kids, which is also annoying because they wear purity rings. Also I think they copied some bands, like:
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
Tweenie bopper: "OMJ!!!! Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers album???"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
by MyChemicalApocalypse July 15, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. The most amazing band to ever walk this earth. The band consists of three brothers, Kevin (19), Joe (18), and Nick (15). They are Christains, whom all three wear purity rings. If you do research, they are the funniest, sweetest most gentlemenly friendly guys ever.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Girl #1: Oh my gawd, I'm going to a Jonas Brothers concert tonight! YAY!!!
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
by alexamichelle July 3, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. awesome band consisting of 3 brothers.
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
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Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
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Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
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basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. ;
full bio available at their myspace!
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
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Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
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Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
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basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. ;
full bio available at their myspace!
chick 1: "omg!! jonas brothers are awesomeee!! NICK IS SOO HOTT!"
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
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chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree ;)
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
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chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree ;)
by michelle :D December 24, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Possibly the most fuckin AMAZING people in the world, on the outside AND in!!!
-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin.
-Not to mention their really nice.
-The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings.
-Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid.
I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS.
-If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs.
And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia.
To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind, and generous to everyone. so this nonsense that their cocksuckers is just shit from people who are prejudiced against Disney stars.
-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin.
-Not to mention their really nice.
-The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings.
-Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid.
I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS.
-If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs.
And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia.
To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind, and generous to everyone. so this nonsense that their cocksuckers is just shit from people who are prejudiced against Disney stars.
Girl: The Jonas Brothers Rock, and we love them because they are sweet and talented! Not to mention SMOKINNN
Boy: Yeah, my uncle works as a bodyguard for them, I met them, they were soooo cool! they let me fly in their private jet. it was awesome!!!
Boy: Yeah, my uncle works as a bodyguard for them, I met them, they were soooo cool! they let me fly in their private jet. it was awesome!!!
by JB GURL 4 EVAA February 4, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A pop band trio of 3 gorgeous boys,Kevin, Nick, and Joe. who were made big by Disney channel The three boys write and play their own music and are amazing at it. They appeared in the Disney Channel movie "Camp rock". They have girls drooling over them 24/7. The 3 boys wear purity rings on their left hand.
by Taylor Lamovsky January 20, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A pop-rock band of 3 brothers from Wyckoff, NJ that have released 4 studio albums together since 2006. They've captured the hearts and souls of millions of teens across the globe with their boyish good looks and wonderful songwriting skills. As of July 26th, 2009 they are currently on their World Tour. "Jonas Brothers" members are Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Girl 1: Have you heard the new album from the Jonas Brothers?
Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?
Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?
by mufasa_quepasa July 26, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A group of three brothers from New Jersey that write their own music and care about their fans.
A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.
The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.
The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.
A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.
The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.
The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.
Teenie: Oh Em Jay!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS! Nick and Joe are the only good looking JoBros. Kevin is ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.
Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.
Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.
by oliviaisme September 30, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug.