Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

all jobs matter

All jobs matter, not just police officer's jobs.

All jobs matter not just police officer's.

by Justin ;) July 28, 2020

steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business

Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?

by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022

Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008

jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader

that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004