Joan

Joan has the biggest slong.

Girl: Have you seen joan the new guy

Girl 2: no but i heard he got the biggest slong
Girl 1: Yeah i wanna ride it
Girl 2: Same

by Mrseggsyboy December 4, 2021

Joan

(Verb): To screw up.

Ex. "The surgeon joaned the transplant, killing the patient."

by cenford February 9, 2024

Joan

(VERB): To screw up.

EX: "The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."

by mylegitches February 10, 2024

Joan

(Verb): To Screw Up. Screwing up everything for everyone else.

EX: "The Surgeon JOANED up the transplant, killing the patient."

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Joan

(Verb): To Screw Up. Screwing up everything for everyone else.

EX: "The Surgeon JOANED up the transplant, killing the patient."

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends

"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024

Joan

To screw up massively. Coined by the writers of Clone High (2023), who are currently attempting to push this term into the English lexicon.

"Aw man, you totally joaned things up!"

by Burt Bastard February 17, 2024