Jens Richardsen

The coolest fuckin Swede that ever lived.

-"dude check it out"
-"dude, its the living legend himself"

by Jens Richardsen March 31, 2005

Jennings

When you accept being white, And you stop acting like a ghetto nigger.

"This white cracker finally realizes he's a Jennings what a whitey"

-When you accept being white, And you stop acting like a ghetto nigger.

by Benefic July 16, 2016

Pulling a jens

waiting 2 hours after your mate fucks a chick just to suck out his cum

You're pulling a jens mate, I just fucked this chick 2 hours before...

by pullinajens September 5, 2016

Jen Lampe

1. Jen Lampe, don't confuse this term for a normal name, it's actually an acronym for Just Everything Naturally Lame And Markedly Plain, Extremely. Things that it does, things that it wants, and even its is decidedly lame and plain.

2. A slang term for a generic Cola

1. "Look over there it's a plain jane."
"A what?"
"Oh I mean a Jen Lampe"

2. Goodnews is that this is by far the cheapest I've had, but Jen Lampe's taste is fairly below average.

by LEUGIMNAYRB May 1, 2011

Mr Jennings

A tall, lanky man who has sexy hands. He can’t move his fingers more than 1 inch apart and fists his wife.

Guy 1: Dude he’s back!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Mr Jennings!

by SmithySmith69 October 29, 2019

Jennings Principle

"When the cost of efficiency is greater than the cost of inefficiency"

when the cost and efficiency to build the wall in a factory and ship it, is actually more than the having the inefficient carpenter build it onsite is the Jennings Principle at work.

by Texasrekey January 1, 2015

Jazz Jennings

1.) Quite possibly the reason why not to get the gender reassignment surgery.

2.) Very problematic and very attention seeking

Kurt to Ralph: Dude I'm going to get a Swastika tattooed on my chest so everyone knows to watch out. Ralph to Kurt: When you get your ass beat and cant walk for months your going to feel like Jazz Jennings.

by stainless67 March 11, 2022