joe

Slang term given to military personnel when the name is not known or when talking about military personnel as a stereotype.

Hey go ask that "Joe" for a cigarette before the Platoon Sergeant gets back.

"Joe" is always ready to index the mission and hit the bars instead.

by 153 Cav February 17, 2007

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The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.

Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.

by Xekiel March 4, 2010

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A pretty man whose really Harry Potter in disguise.

Oh that's a pretty man... Maybe he's a Joe!

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We're all just blown away by that Joe's hotness.

by Chrispineismine December 7, 2010

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A pack of cigarettes

Hey stop by the store I need a pack of joes

by Dexstar June 18, 2008

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The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s

Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

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