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Jessica

A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.
Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.
by Joshiscool69420 January 26, 2022
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Jessica

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.
Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?
by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023
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Jessica

a short girl who loves to take it hard.
Zak - wow Jessica can take it hard!
by smerandomguy November 23, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4
Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!
by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica is the most prettiest and bestest friend anyone would want. She is big book worm and is super smart. Jessica has the most biggest heart and always look out and support you. Jessica you are amazing.
Jessica is AMAZING
by KittyCatsLover April 15, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica is an insanely gorgeous girl. She is kind and super sweet but it down to kill someone for you. She is gorgeous inside and out. And you never ever want to see her sad. You better put your life on the line for her because she is very much worth it. Keep her very close. She is an AMAZING best friend who takes care of you when your sick or sad. She is a great person to vent to. If you ever meet a Jessica keep her close. ALSO SHE IS SUPER THICCC
Hailey: “Bb I’m sad”
Jessica: “Who do I need to beat up
OR...
“You are super gorgeous and I love you :)”
by Halien 👽 November 1, 2019
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Jessica

A cool calm and pretty girl who is acceptably bad at fortnite but tries her best even though she knows she’s on a whole new level of wackness and is most of the time gay
Hey that girl Is definitely called jessica
by Bigjuicynibba April 27, 2019
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